Vince: Mine are published, I publish them myself. I'll be uploading lots more behind the scene clips, bloopers, outtakes and deleted scenes so comment, like and subscribe for more! Spider Dijon: Your wife told me everything. Charlie was racked with guilt. Saboo: Are you insane? Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun? Tony Harrison (Noel Fielding) is a member of the Board of Shaman. "Tusk", in its entirety, with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be heard. Your email address will not be published. Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. Quotes Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Minky Monthly. Howard Moon: I'm not interested in your stupid dreams. Vince Noir: That's not very P.C, is it? Whats wrong with you? [the eight-year-old]. They're all a bunch of w******! Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. Naboo: He's gone too! Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. Howard Moon: No. What goes around, comes around. Think of Johnny Thunders. Nanageddon. 100 of the best clean jokes and one-liners Rudy Van Disarzio: This is a place free of those distractions. Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! I use voodoo if I chose to, to harness the forces of evil to abuse you! Howard Moon: That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing. And while I stood there I saw more than I can tell, and I understood more than I saw; for I was seeing in a sacred manner the shapes of things in the spirit, and the shape of all shapes as they must live together like one being. I have the amulet. And of course, these excellent new names. 53 (English Translation), Mighty Boosh Crimps and Songs (TV Series), Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. The Inuits didn't mind. Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. He'll be dead by morning. Web. Howard: not as outlandish as they would have been if you had not you spent half the budget on your hair. The nose? Your voice was trapped in there this morning. . The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? Vince Noir: Yeah, yeah so you chopped his head off right? Im Howard Moon. I was naked, it was dark, I was changing a string, I became entangled! Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. [Other native vomits on a plate]. You just killed the wrong geezer! It's fine. In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness. Right? Let Kirk drive. The main moon. Howard: Sorry, I thought that was your look., He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Sitcom It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. He's a renowned ram-raider. Vince holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties. All mouth Julian Barratt and. [Spits] That's all you people know. Vince Noir: [pauses. Original design based on the Nanageddon song by The Mighty Boosh, with color variation for black background Millions of unique designs by independent artists. The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time. Lucien: Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. Crack Fox: This old peach, why it's my hat sir! It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. 50 of the funniest (and most puerile) quotes from The Inbetweeners She was free with everyone. You live with a couple of dossbags and an ape! It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? There were loads of 'em on the front. The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. Why didn't ya tell me? The Hitcher: Aagh! I shall assign you a partner. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! "), and eventually he knocked Harrison off of their flying carpet at a high altitude. Most men would have kissed my balls Rudy: Let us see what is behind the Door of Kukundu! Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Rudi: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. If you cut me, I bleed ink., I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping., Ol Gregg. Vince Noir: I haven't got anything inside, I'm like a beach ball. Quotes.net. Rudy: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. Chokus-Pocus!, The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!, Eleanor: Im a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!, Crack Fox: Im gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you, Howard Moon: Keep back. Vince: Your head's a bit like a man's thigh. You've never even been to the crunch. Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives? Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. This video is currently unavailable. What about smoke machines? Howard: They never found Tommy's body, so under zoo regulation 409 subsection C, he's technically still the owner of the zoo and you can't sell it. [Vince and Howard have been buried up to their necks and left for dead in the desert]. Circuit training to John Coltrane., Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo, Old Gregg: Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?, Vince: I dont pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!, Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!, Bob Fossil: Technically, youre not a Peeping Tom if its one of your relatives., Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot., Howard: I dont accessorize. The Hitcher: Yeah, It's a good one, ain't it? Howard: Yeah, and it was blowing a gale through my mind. "Nanageddon" performed by Vince and Howard when they are running away from the Nanas. Dance around a bit, bob and weave O.K? In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. Some say he's half man, half fish. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Many have failed. I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie, but in his cold blooded reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. Howard Moon: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious. Imagine that. 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults I've got a heavy goods license. Nanageddon is the third episode of Series Two. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Miso! Its 20 years since surreal musical comedy act The Mighty Boosh first formed and 15 since its creators Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding had their eccentric, irreverent TV show of the same name commissioned by the BBC. I'm Howard Moon. I'm quite hungry. Rudy Van Disarzio: [flustered] That was a misunderstanding. Really related to the character of erm, Jonathan, thought he was great. Lead Shaman: You shall go with Tony Harrison there. What's your point? I'm not going anywhere. Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. Oh my Gooooooooooood! Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. A fantabulous television programme 3. Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with Naboo's black magic book. Both: Captain Cabinets, Trapped in cabinets. Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast Rudy Van Disarzio: How many times do I have to tell you? One for feathering. Howard: Yeah, I mean in as much as, you know, we've all, we can all relate to a killer, erm, I mean in our minds, we've all killed in our minds. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. Saboo: The same beef every right thinking man has, they are bullshit munchers! See production, box office & company info. Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? Tony Harrison: How dare you. Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. Can you do fog? Howard: Howard Moon, I work here at the zoo. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. Naboo: This is Liquid Music. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: All that's left is the gleam! If you need to move me around, I slide in the back like a peanut. Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. Here's a song: Turn around. Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! See this pouch? It's all part of the ritual. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Howard Moon: [gets hit in the face with snowball]. I am a summer soup. Vince Noir: Yeah, but you know: the lifestyle, the drugs Vince Noir: Yeah, well, you know, the coffees. I'm gonna call it Howard's Note. 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". You witness some soil? Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. The Mighty Boosh (20042007) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Vince Noir: I knew you'd say that. Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. Vince Noir: Yeah. All rights reserved. That's why I've made you [pulls out brown jumpsuit] the tweed version! Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox. The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw! I come fully equipped with a papoose. You must dine with us and try the local delicacy. Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. My hat's on fire! We cut through the night like a windscreen wip-ing you away, like raindrops, don't mess with the boys! It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . My mind's like a fortress. Vince and Howard successfully steal the spellbook, but Nanatoo corners them in their apartment. Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! Do you remember? You know what it is about this place, that can get to a man? Vince: Come on, it's just hype, you'll get the same treatment. Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. Howard: You hate jazz? The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and more Real. So funny and so artistic. but in his cold blooded, reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. A tasty Soup! Weve got to pool our resources. Howard: Have you come about the croutons? Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage. It hurts! Howard Moon: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Stopped him pressing accelerator. And if you only hold me tight! Bob Fossil: [Addressing children] Why are you people so small? How do you Kill-A-Roo? Saboo: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. You've never even been to the crunch. Dennis: [to his wife] I've got to go now, bye. Elements of the past And elements. Loose change, in case you've got any fines! The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. It burns! Somebody clear this sick away. That's the agreement. Well, I have! Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! Theres a simple truth to me., Have your say on the latest TV and film withScreen Babble, the television discussion group on Facebook, 64 of the funniest Seinfeld quotes to sum up everyday life Montgomery Flange: [Howard has "The Chokes" again] You're a good actor, Howard! Vince Noir: Come on, Howard, let's go, the egg's not 'round here. It's delivered by ninjas. Howard: Tommy was a dreamer. Howard Moon: I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. Saboo Howard: New school? Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with their flatmate, the Shaman Naboo's, most magic book. Spider Dijon: Your wife was not just free with me. What do you want to lay down? Howard Moon: [sighs] I've been up for four days trying to find our new musical direction, yeah? Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know, a Kit Kat. Colin: Some say he's a ghost. C'mon. Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Saboo: [to Howard Moon] You know nothing of the crunch! You walked right into it! All is lost. Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Fossil: Aaaaand fighting the Killeroo: Howard Mooooooon [silence in the crowd] [under breath] Former male prostitute Vince: Sit down. Pain. Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. Never stop questioning the nature of reality. Well, two. The Mighty Boosh Live 2 Future Sailors Tour DVD Region 4 PAL Free Postage . August 9, 2005. And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! But I'm gonna protect you boy. Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me? Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop! Tony Harrison: How dare you! 31. [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]. Howard Moon: Stop tugging me mink! After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". Naboo: No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac. Howard Moon: It isn't, okay? Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. Oh cheese. Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Strawberry Bootlace. The idea is you play, and then you scram; but oh, no, you wouldn't listen, would you? I love that lady. Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. Marching towards me every day. Order up some violent quiche. It was too hot in L.A and he melted, like a pink b*tch. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. Thanks. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!, Your email address will not be published. Howard Moon: You better not be laughing at me now. 18 Genius Lines From "The Mighty Boosh" You Need To Relive "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true. It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? Played by Dee Plume's nephew. Rudy: The balls test! NO! It isn't small, it's the big one! Said in there, it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. The day's of to a good start. That means NO effin' and Jeffin'. 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